Why are we fat? Poor diet and physical inactivity are the chief reasons. Labour-intensive jobs have been superseded by technology, confining many workers to desks. Longer working weeks mean reduced leisure time, tiredness and less inclination to cook or exercise. Cheap fast-food, high in fat and calories, is available in bigger portions, 24 hours a day, seven days a week... ...Also, eating a bucket of lard sprinkled with sugar for breakfast every morning helps.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Gleefully I mutilate you for love

Good morning gentle princesses and prince pupae! I would like to share with you a poem that I wrote during my rather long and thin absence. This poem is dedicated to my followers and sycophants that titter in the moonlight, and to the long-term lover which is it's subject.

GLEEFULLY I PRANCE

DANCING WITH THE CHAINSAW OF LOVE

AROUND YOUR TIGHTLY WRAPPED BODY I DRAW LINES OF BLOODY LOVE WITH THE TEETH OF MY TURGID MACHINE

LOVE IS A MANY FLAVORED SALTY COPPER-TASTING THROAT CLOTTING APHRODISIAC

I QUIVER LIKE YOUR SHUDDERING OBESE FLESH. MY CHAINTEETH WAIL IN ECSTACY.

PEELING THE UGLYNESS FROM YOUR GLISTENING SKULL MAKES ME GRATEFUL I AM YOUR NEPHEW!

<3 UNCLE BIDO!

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