You'll love this little beauty

A guy was walking through the main street of his town one day when he came across a little alien.
The alien snarled at him like a frog on heat - and the guy said to him "what the hell are you doing that for ? I was only walking along minding my own business" the alien snarled at him again and then he pulled out of his handbag a ball of wool and started knitting him a jersey.
Then he ate some candy floss - alright alright alright.
Then the lawnmower leaped out from under the shrooble knuckle and bit him in the freegle bong.