Yoghurt

Today I did something out of the ordinary, but to be honest I really enjoyed it.
I had a shower, and got all clean and fresh smelling.
Then I went to the fridge, opened a 1kg container of yoghurt, poured it into a large bowl and heated it for 2 mins on high in the microwave.
I then stood out on the back lawn - and smothered it all over my body whilst humming the song "I love myself I want you to love me - I touch myself - bla bla bla"

It felt really good - I reccomed you try it some time - if you are feeling down.