Why are we fat? Poor diet and physical inactivity are the chief reasons. Labour-intensive jobs have been superseded by technology, confining many workers to desks. Longer working weeks mean reduced leisure time, tiredness and less inclination to cook or exercise. Cheap fast-food, high in fat and calories, is available in bigger portions, 24 hours a day, seven days a week... ...Also, eating a bucket of lard sprinkled with sugar for breakfast every morning helps.

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Thought for the day

If you think life is bad...

How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once
You only get eaten once.
It takes 4 minutes to get hard.
Only 2 minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys.
But worst of all..
The only chick ever to sit on your face is your mother.

So, cheer up...Your life ain't that bad!

posted by geekfreak at 9:58 PM

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