Why are we fat? Poor diet and physical inactivity are the chief reasons. Labour-intensive jobs have been superseded by technology, confining many workers to desks. Longer working weeks mean reduced leisure time, tiredness and less inclination to cook or exercise. Cheap fast-food, high in fat and calories, is available in bigger portions, 24 hours a day, seven days a week... ...Also, eating a bucket of lard sprinkled with sugar for breakfast every morning helps.

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

A poem from my childhood

Mary had a little lamb whos fleece was white as snow
Mary had a little bipolar disorder but medication helped
One day she forgot her medication and went tropo.
The lamb is now as pink as raw sausage mince because Mary bashed the sheep repeatedly with a shovel.

posted by chewtoy at 9:57 AM

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